I AM
/a writer/producer/editor/photographer/designer/musician/prone to stop at garage sales, flea markets & roadside fruit stands/organized/nearsighted/hooked on phonics/punctual/domesticated/spontaneous/slightly scandalous/the son of a self-unemployed professional skeptic & Photographer//
I DO
/work for Current TV/maintain a blog called Process and Proof/work well under pressure/have a receding hairline/drive too fast/enjoy cooking/continually make lists/love art films/believe in miracles/buy tons of books & magazines/spend too much time on the computer//
I DID
/join the circus when I was 19 as a saxophone player/live with the clowns and sleep in their van on the trampoline to save money/play bass in the bands Sugarboom, Can Can Dynamite & Wally Dynamite/work in too many photo labs over the years/rock an ET shirt when I was 12//
I WILL
/learn how to salsa/always lift the lid/go out of my way for a good cup of coffee/pick you up at the airport I guess, if you really can’t find a ride/recommend a good wine to go with dinner/kareoke/learn how to speak French, Italian & Portuguese fluently/go the extra mile, unless I am outside the US where I will go the extra 1.609 kilometers//
I AM NOT
/a member of any falconry guild/the next American idol/on the no-fly list//
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