Hands up who would let Funkiliquid be involved in their work now, what a grown up young man. My 13 year old nephew speaks like you, I think you'd get on - I'll see if he's busy this weekend, you could hang out at the bowling alley and talk about 'fannies', and then look for old porn mags in the bushes...
Funkliquid, your incoherence is simply appalling. And what is it with your jizz-fixation? Surely there's enough warm bodies on clapham common to take care of that? After all, being in saaaaarf london, it's probably just a stone's throw away. Do remember to take your compass with you though. And follow the needle SAAARRRFF!