Talking of Vincent Gallo, I had a great time looking at his website-great value, especially in his "Classifieds" section where he lists a number of music related items hes willing to pay top dollar for. He states at the begining-
"Lets not turn this into a waste of my time,or I will nevere direct another movie!"
Unfortunately a threat and not a promise.

Hillary CLinton!

Correct me if I'm wrong (though i do think i am right), but Vincent Gallo was selling his sperm on his website a while ago for $1,000,000.
Maybe I just didn't get the joke.

Thats right Laura one- its still for sale- but not to persons of "a very dark complexion" as hes not into "that kind of intergration" However if you can prove you have blue eyes and blond hair or are disendant of German soldiers of WW2 there may be a discount. You also are eligable for a discount if you are Jewish.
In fairness he does more or less promise any boy will be well hung.

In fairness he does more or less promise any boy will be well hung

Well I'm surprised he has hasn't sold out with that kind of offer!

At that price he'd better be selling it by the cubic meter

Don't you guys have a sense of humor? Seriously, his website's comic genius. He says stuff to offend just about everybody, then does a 'Im so persecuted!, so misunderstood!' routine when they actually get offended, it's hilarious.

As i said,great value.

He also says if the baby is a girl hes not sure of the implications but it cant do it any harm (origonating from such a well hung man)

I wasn't being serious. Or was I?

oh it must be hilarious but are things that bad that he has to use the old predictable shock tactic?
It's a bit old now and not that shocking.

But as Turbo says, 'It's good value'