Thats nice Chris. Happy Christmas

a few years ago in london i was half asleep coming around in my bed,i was aroused;thinking of my then girlfriend marie long jet-black hair down to her waist-marble skin..i lean over to kiss her lips...then theres a funny smell of fish....erm ..i must be at the wrong end...a tongue licks my face!i open my eyes.. and with horror realise im kissing tonka-my tom-cat!who had managed to open my bedroom door,snuggle under the covers and had his head next to mine on the pillow.

What a ppppppperefect dream, of a nice p...y cat

I have a re-occuring dream where I'm in a plane thats crashing, sitting next to my producer and laughing like a maniac about a chapter in American Psycho where the character kills someone in a zoo and pretends to be a doctor to try and save them.

I've had it 8 times now, bit worrying.

A long time ago I had a dream where I had telekinesis. I was pushing things around a table just by looking at them. Then I woke up and the first thing I glanced at in real life was a collage I made hanging on the wall and as soon as I looked at it IT FELL OFF THE WALL!!!

I don't for a second think I have telekinesis but, WTF?!

there was another dream....CEASARS WORLD.i was fighting for my life in the gladatorial arena,a huge stadium closely resembling the arena in arles...i was doing well- wrestling naked with a giant thug...someone really middle-class....but finaly a trident at my neck i was pinned down and at the mercy of the huge fat fluxgoth...who looked up at ceasar.....an eternity passed but finaly his armed moved slowly in an arch his huge thumb pointing downwards.....my mouth was forced open...and 8-slaves poured out a huge pint of guiness straight into my mouth.then i drowned.