Ben Morris you crack me up :o) take the hint Chris.....

wow-the international photocopying contest-ive missed it-shit-that is so much my thing...i havent fucked up a photocopier for ages....the idea of meeting like minded souls all pulling the paper out after creating deliberate jams...really appeals to me..... the ink on my fingers,the different plastic dye holders that can be punctured with syringes.....all the mechanisms for swiching between automatic...and single paper copying....i could go on but...i need a small hand towell...oh thats better than a wave at biarriz anytime- just the thought of an unattended photocopier.

I was thinking about doing an installation actually that utilises the power of the photocopier. I was going to get young guys that I harrassed on a beach, get them back to my flat then get them to lie down on the photocopier with their cocks out and basicly get them to copy and copy and copy till they got aroused. The varying images of their cocks in different states of arousal, being pressed harder and harder against the glass, distorting it visually (obviously a take on the use of blatent forms of sexuality in todays modern media) and then exhibit them as a 'guerilla' site specific peice all over town. Probably by running down alleyways attaching them to the walls with that spray glue stuff.
If this projecct goes really well I am going to install a council funded copier in known cruising toilets around London and the south west. I mean I have been told about a few in Central London so I have got that covered, but Chris, which are the best ones for young guys down Plymouth way?

I was thinking I did the shoot in Newquay on a very hot day yesterday, with some very good looking guys and girls walking around.
An estimated one hundred thousand people where due to visit this area of the Country during the festival.
As far as models for agencys are conserned it is possibly one of the best locations for scouts to visit during the Rip Curl surf competition. Which gets international recognitionand and visitors from all over the world.
Also there is the UKs biggets Skateboard competition with a winning fee of twenty thousand pounds.
Guys where asking me if I new of any model agencys that would be interested in them.
So if any agencys are looking for people from outside London I could send there details on
It was a very good day meeting a lot of cuturaly varied people, at one with the sun wind and surf.

Chris you're hilarious I can't work you out, whether you're extremely thick skinned or you actually enjoy the taunting. Because despite what everyone has written you either ignore it and carry on posting the same drivel or do it wanting people to attack. What is it? I'm fascianted by how your mind works, I have even questioned at times whether you are fictitious or not, are you real?!

I question that myself sometimes, actually.

dear mr summerfield re waves in nequay...did you mean to say you met a lot of culturaly-varied people?surely by its very nature you just met surfers?-non or is it that the more you examine this subject the more you see the differences?it is a sub-culture i suppose. i went on this weird road-trip last month from perps-biarritz on route 116 which is kinda like the old A-roads in the uk..anyway in biarritz there were all these kids from the uk living out of vans and campers..there for surfing..the look seemed to be young billy idol...to be a member you had to sing white-wedding in a white-out...and hate newquay.

I cycled to Biarrits from Chester in 13 days quite a few years ago covering 100 miles a day, it was a great buz.
Shaw,glad that you enjoyed your visit there

So that worked out as 1000 in thirteen days on a racing bike.cool, but hot at the same time.

so thats like 8o-miles a day not 100....not that i dont believe you..im sure that you exist....as the figment of a wonderfull imagination.