My grandmother is the only other person to have ever told me to get a job. She too was 'provincial' and never understood that the entire world wasn't at her feet because she spent her entire life moaning and being generally obnoxious to boot.
C'est n'importe quoi.
Tell me your favourite cartoon character is the donkey in Shrek, and I might forgive you - it was my gran's only redeeming feature.
No, you aren't quick enough. As someone with a fixation about other people wearing wellies on their head, calling anybody else senile is really sweet. And you haven't stopped whining since you started posting here!
Actually, kicking village idiots is fun!
theres a hermes add plastered on every metro wall in paris, of a model wearing a wellington boot on her head.....correction its really a boxing glove..maybe that st.martins student has given somebody an idea.
