VALENTINE-i love your postings!you are my hero...can i take your picture?you are so.

William Oliver, I love you!
Let's do an Art/Fash performance together. We could get the Peckham Art Shaman to photograph it. Terry Jones has been on my back about contributing to the June I-D, this would be right up their street!

ps: The squat sounds like the perfect location! How authentic does everything look? Do you have showers? Are you a vegan?

Its not that sort of squat darling. We eat anything as long as we didnt pay for it, theres a skip round the back of Tesco's where they throw the stuff thats only just gone out of date. Its all still in the boxes and everything. We listen to ironic gabba/bloodclot/mashcore, wear Raf Simons and are really fucking politically angry all the time, you know about the state of British Youth Culture and the commodified designer aesthetic.
Id love to collaborate with you, I was thinking we could have you holding a baby and only wearing knickers and army boots with 'Bernard Willhelm' scrawled on your tits.
As for the squat its definately the right location, I never shoot,paint,perform,design etc, you kow, generally CREATE, anywhere else. The atmosphere in there is just alive with controversial subversive values, and all the sincere anti-apathy aesthetics. We have covered one whole wall with found objects, the centre piece being an empty box of methodone with a story of love and homelessness scrawled on it.

We are the future of London

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its a shame that kashpoint isnt arund anymore, wasnt that your fave club?

Has KashPoint ended? Shit i think I did too much K.

Oh KASH - RIP!!!!!
Honey, I worked the door, in my day-glo balaclava and Lotta Skeletrix jeans!
If your name's not down, you're not coming in!

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gosh william. i'd really like to find out more about your controversial values - what are they exactly? do you have any ideas about how we might be able to cut down on NHS spending?

Stop treating old people, and those unable to fit into Dior homme trousers.

well, i guess that could count as 'controversial' in some circles - if not a little let down by your campy fascistoid inflection. Or is this just what people think is cool to drop into parlance at the moment as well as perennially finding opportunities to let everyone know that they take K? and why the big fuss about the commodified designer aesthetic? if that didn't exist, where the hell would you be? No, this is definitely not controversial. The only thing that comes close is that you're middle class and not denying it.