Hahahaha. Calm down everyone, this is hilarious.
The Moloroid post was indeed sarcastic, I couldn't think of anything more ridiculous than a magazine containing only photos of Hoxton's favourite fashion dandy. That whole scene just gets more and more tragic.

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i wish valentine was more interesting, this is the most dull thing i;ve ever read. she doesn't even know what she's talkin about. how sad :(

Invite everyone who has commented in this forum topic, to be part if Showstudio Big Brother. It could be the next 'Moving Fashion'. I'd be hooked.

i dont think it would last very long... they'd have to remove any sharp objects and all mirrors, but thats a great idea,

Oh boy! Valentine sat on a large cucumber early in life and hasn't gotten it taken out yet. I wonder what it'd taste like now...hmmmm..

Anyway, Valentine, I'm really shooting a random one here, but are you the Valentine from the PUMA ads?

oh jesus fucking christ..........having been keeping an eye on this thread for a while i now i'd like to join in by saying Im a second year ArtfashionIdentity student at Central St.Bollocks, I live in an middleclass artsquat in Balham with a group of other cultural indentifiers I met at Uni(we all just love performance in life) that my father bourght from a lovely man in lincoln.
I design, paint, photograph, style, sculpt, write, sing, dance and sparkle for ID, Dazed, Pop, Numero, Attitude, AXM, Amelia's, Heat, Womans Realm, Womans Weekly, Puzzle, Grazia, Private Eye and The Spectator.
I really love everyone and no one is a bitch in the industry at all, everyone is just so honest and lovely that sometimes Im not sure how to cope with it all and I just have to cut myself. And diet.

This is hillarious. How embrassing.

Valentine...so you got knocked up and now you can't do anything. From purely an observists perspective...it's pretty darn obvious you're just completely frustrated. Get over it and stop taking refuge in slagging everyone off who has actually succeeded to some degree.

Maybe you could bring out a range of baby clothes?

It's Ok...we understand. Just build a fucking bridge for pete sake and stop being a has been!

this forum is brill! it should be made into a soap opera. can i be the lou carpenter character? Valentine could be Mrs Mangle.....

can I be Boyd??? all blonde and fit and australian and fit and things.

"super super" could be "the street".....